People, today I realized something. I need to talk about my Tony Awards party and fully lay out the awesomeness of it and then after I post this, I will try to set up a comments section so you can tell me about your Tony Awards plans.
My first step is getting the location. Believe it or not, I don’t have a television. So I have a plan to find someone who does.
My Father’s Friend Who Did My Resume For Hamilton
Our Neighbor Carl
The Pizza Place Down The Street
Okay, all possibilities. My Dad said we can get a TV, Lil, but I know I must plan ahead just in case.
My second step is inviting everyone. For Tony awards parties you need people who are geeks so I have my geek list: One Theater Geek, One Theater/ Star Wars/ Lord of the Rings Geek, One Writer Geek, and One Songwriter Geek. I hope they will all show up.
Thirdly, I am going to make a large cake that says TONY AWARDS 2016 on it in and we are going to eat it whilst watching. We are also going to…
Fourthly wear t-shirts that say: Talk Less, Smile More and The Trees Are Just Wood and She Is Messy But She’s Kind and I’m Evan Goldman I Live At Two Twenty Four West Ninety Second Street In The Heart Of Manhattan And My Life Just Went To Hell, and other things that I appreciate. Hopefully Songwriter Geek and Writer Geek will comply. I still don’t know how they’ll feel about the Tony awards thing.
Lastly, I will need to have a party favor sort of thing so I think I might make people buttons that say witty theater things on them such as: 24601 (I already have one that says that. I am super witty.)
I hope this goes well, this being my FIRST EVER TONY AWARDS PARTY EVER. I am sure it will be really fab, though. If we’re basing it’s success on how many hours I’ve been kept awake planning. Heh.
Well, I need to go play the piano until the neighbors complain. Sometimes you just have to. Bye!